Get Wet, Cry, Bend Over (ぬれてないてのけぞって Nure Tenaite Nokezotte) is a short novel series written by Kyosuke Kanzaki. It was released on November 17, 2017 as part of the Volume 2 special edition's Parallel Booklet II.
Loosely based on the seinen manga series, it contains some similarities and differences to the original content, hence it is not part of the latter's continuity.
Summary[]
A group of bandits have successfully raided a caravan yet again. These perpetrators are led by a girl named Shati, a once loyal guardian who has now become a thorn on the kingdom's side. With morale at a new low, the guardians decide to form a subjugation squad to deal with the threat and joining them is the kingdom's sole human male, Youta.
Chapters[]
- Chapter 1: The Guardian's Betrayal
- Chapter 2: Karnach Raid Site
- Chapter 3: The Bandit's True Feelings
- Chapter 4: The Guardian's Truth
- Chapter 5: Curse and Pleasure
- Chapter 6: Kingdom and Jealousy
Characters[]
- Shati: The rogue guardian and leader of the bandits.
- Misaki: The strider and presumed leader of the guardians.
- Lumi: The paladin and member of the guardians.
- Lilia: The archer and member of the guardians.
- Karu (numerous): Zombie-like monsters that feed on the flesh of humans and animals.
- Momo: The lancer and member of the guardians.
- Youta Tada: The sole human male of the Caesar Kingdom.
- Keina: A proud member of Shati's bandits.
- Ragazzi: A young member of Shati's bandits.
Trivia[]
- This the first and only Parallel Paradise media that isn't worked by Lynn Okamoto.